Category Archives: Deep Thoughts

Recyling – How did they get me to care?

Empty six pack in hand, but not for much longer, I am just about to drop it in the earth saving blue bin right outside my garage. I am far from an Al Gore inspired environmentalist and yet here I … Continue reading

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Applying the 3 Walking Dead Questions to Divorcees

How many walkers (zombies) have you killed? How many people have you killed? Why? These are the three questions the group from The Walking Dead ask outsiders to determine if they are worthy to bring into the group. Since frivorcees … Continue reading

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My mistakes are in the past

Men be very cautious of a woman that uses the line “my mistakes are in my past”. It could be that she is a wise unicorn that truly has absorbed the life lessons from her past and has translated that … Continue reading

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Taking the bullet when it isn’t yours to take?

I understand it is healthy for a man to take a look in the mirror and see how he can improve for the future based on previous experience. But sometimes this goes to far into letting another responsible adult off … Continue reading

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If I was married I’d probably have a fancy bath-room instead

Just picked up the book Gun Guys while at the library over the weekend. Only about 1/3 of the way through it so far and not sure what I think of it yet. There was one part that I absolutely … Continue reading

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And not even a flower from Daisy

Had a little downtime this weekend and decided to rent The Great Gatsby. Surprisingly, I somehow escaped reading this in high school and it was not a big loss because I would not have known how to properly interpret it. … Continue reading

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Offering advice to people you know is usually a waste of time

Most people I run across that claim to want advice really just want someone to talk to. It took me the longest time to realize that because wise being that I am, I naturally took it at face value after … Continue reading

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Law of bachelorette party relativity

Extravagant destination bachelorette party’s are a total farce. TheseĀ extravagant displays of slutitude have become a one up competition with women determined to be men losing whatever feminine charm they may have had left in the process. Isn’t buying something other … Continue reading

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Don’t dumpster dive – Picking a fuggly is no guarantee of lifelong monogamy

The sexual marketplace is every bit the rival of the S&P 500 or any other financial exchange that man has created. Buy low, sell high. Look for the diamond in the rough. Maximize your value by understanding that it is … Continue reading

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Best advice for recent college graduates

College graduation season is upon us and a fresh crop of indebted individuals is about to be unleashed on corporate and other parts of America. It doesn’t seem like it has been as long as it has but I am … Continue reading

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